'ello to all. It tis christmas. Damn those little kids. My fucking sister woke me up at 7 o'clock in the morning to open presents, and i was like "no, need, sleep.." yeah, but oh well. I got some coool shtuff. I got a mp3 player, a pimp external cd burner, a subscription to guitar world, and a glow in the dark toilet seat. But i like my other one better cuz its all nice and fluffy and it never freezes your ass off when you sit down on it

It's almost Christmas time! Yay! My favorite holiday of the year!! since i'm lazy.. forgive me for not using capital letters or mabye even punctuation. yeah cause eh.. me is lazy and bethany's keyboard sucks alotttt.. anyways..
i'm going to go to gestapo hell until like.. the twenty-eighthi'm pretty sure most of you couldn't give a damn but HAH! i'm gonna tell you anyways.. woiah.. during like.. the biblical times when they had superb famines.. they'd eat their kids!! weird... sooo strange.. r-r-r-r-ricoooo sssssuaveee lol okay i'm a big stupid dorkus.
dude..if i was alive when frank sinatra was young and stuff.. i'd like.. have mad monkey luv with that man.
.. speaking of mad monkey luv.. my hamster had babies!!.. she's got 5 (er.. i didnt count.. estimation man!!) tiny, pink, bald, squirming rodents whose eyes have not yet opened. aah.. the wonderful miracle of birth that i will never, EVER experience.. ..EVER.. ow ow ow ow and ow! could you imagine? this big head abount 10 or 14 inches in diameter coming out of a 10 cm hole? and you have to push it out! this sounds kinda disgusting.. i just wonder if guys have ever taken a moment to even fathom what birth must be like for a woman.. or.. some female mammal of any kind.. all the guys have to do is.. enjoy really. damn you! i guess chicks get guys back by making them watch.. that's what i'd do.. I'd make the guy videotape the freakin kid coming OUT! I dont think i'd ever watch it.. but.. it would be fun to watch the guy squirm while she's in massive pain. ..
yeah anyways.. I got OPERATION!!!!! i love this game,... but i dont think kids on medication should play it.. we're all so damn shakey its almost impossible not get any of the little plastic things out without this massive, startling, violent buzz that basically gives you an axiety attack.. its great.. yeah so.. i'm \bored opf sitting around .. i wanna go somewhere but..its not happening lol .. i guess when i get to part orford.. i can visit my friends hopefully every freakin day.. cause.. well i cant stay around my family like that. i'll kill myself. I already want to.. but I won't .. ;unless i hear the relentless bitching from wonderful teenage anthem jessica and the old lady hitle-- er helga! ha.. em sorry.. yeah they hate me.. i know they do.. if they dont hate me.. i guess they're just really angry people.. or... thats right.. they SUCK .. they'll beat me into a doormat.
this is cool though.. since i've gotten back from the hospital.. AGAIN I kinda realize that i have pseudo-friends and at least two people that care about me. yeah .. not in my family.. my family has to 'care about me'..
oh.. sigh.. i want one of those mini fetus guys ann! i'll like.. pay you a.. yen! that's all ive got.. :(
okay so someone should like... reply to this crap or whatever..
Merry Christmas! remember kids.. Christmas is all about materialism (ha.. ha... hmm)

This is from Nichole:

Hey wow, I didnt notice how petty you can be. Its nice how you can be friends for one moment until you get pissed off by something the other person says, isn't it? Actually, this happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME! Its like, 'Oh hey yeah,that guy is cool' and 5 minutes later 'Oh my god that person is such an asshole.. I can't believe what they did..' Yeah, even I am guilty of doing that, but its really time to stop. Hey, sam.. remember when you said you weren't gonna get mad at me for what I said about one of your crazyass friends? Yeah, then you got mad.. hey it's human nature.. you should realize that, though, before you say something like that. So how about lets all remove the sticks out of our asses and get on with life as it should be.

Hullo everybody and i hope you are having a good day. Today is my birthday and i am thrilled. A word to the wise beware shopping parents they don't desire company.


latz

Gather around everybody... Time for Uncle Jack's Reading time... *corny children's TV Show music* Today we are going to be reading Ringworld By Larry Niven.

Uncle Jack's Suggested Books:
- Ender's Game
- Ender's Shadow
- The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
- Footfall
- Ringworld
- The Ringworld Engineers
- The Man-Kzin Wars (four total)

To celebrate the quasi-rebirth of the blog, I give you the first non-stolen bazarro crap link i've found Cow Funney

To celebrate the quasi-rebirth of the blog, I give you the first non-stolen bazarro crap link i've found Cow Funney

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves...
-Sac

well.. today has been shit. I would like to know why people make plans two days ahead of time and then just fuck them over the day they're supposed to happen. I mean, we have common fucking sense right? Does it not apply in this case? The inability to count on anything is driving me insane. How does one look forward to something when he knows it isn't going to happen?
In my case, I am trying very hard to overcome this depression and I'm told constantly to look forward to things. It is supposed to make things easier. I really do not have much to look forward to at this point, so I'm starting with small things like, oh, I don't know, hanging out with friends. That's the problem. Everytime I make plans with someone, they never work out. Can someone tell me why? Is it because they're just trying to make me feel better at any given time? When the day arrives, there is no call, so I call them. Usually, the answer is, "Oh yeah, well I totally forgot about my homework." . That is understandable to an extent, but shouldn't the person THINK about what they have to do before planning other things? It's even better when you find out someone else is hanging out there. I mean, wow you just really feel appreciated then. There is no way you can just hang up the phone and not feel pissed off.
Just think about this, wouldn't it be nice to be able to count on someone who is supposed to be considered a friend?
Well mabye it might take you a few minutes, but don't think too hard kiddies. You might actually use some of that intelligence stuff you hear about all the time.

This is a cool ass song and video. Where's Your Head At is kinda creepy, but damn cool. Check it out.

You know, It's 5:53, im still fucking awake... I think god hates me. Hmm... zombie... fun.

If you care in less than 17 days i'll be 16 and some people wont for another 5 months hahahahahahahahah
*smiles and begins to laugh again like an evil maniac*

hrm, the danish word for cook is 'kok' (yes, it's pronounced that way...). i almost died when someone told me they worked as a kok....like a one-eyed chef

wheeeeeeeee....
this is fun.




Uhhhhhh... hmm... yeah.

*looks around and smells the overwhelming stench of stagnation..* we need a conversational topic for everyone

oh, yea, this is of little importance to all of you, but i changed my e-mail address. I still check all of mine, but this is my new preferred and i will change my MSN as soon as i can figure out what's fucked up with trillian.
My E-mail Addresses
- varkrath@subdimension.com (preferred)
- jack_bw@subdimension.com
- vakrath@operamail.com
- jack_bw@operamail.com (MSN e-mail)
- jozilla@operamail.com
- jackson_bw@halcyon.com

Wow, this demostraits that people on the net have NO LIVES!!! The "Poor Man;s Star Wars" is a totally ASCII version of the first starwars. Run Telnet and goto towel.blinkenlights.nl or type telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl/ into the address box of Internet Explorer. I didn't watch all of it, but from what i did watch, its is damn well done.

as most of you know. me and zacs band is having a concert this saturday...NORTH BEND COMMUNITY CENTER, 7PM - 11PM..3 $ AT THE DOOR..BE THERE OR BE A FAGGOT. this is gonna be awesome you guys, we might suck, but the 3 other bands wont...please come out and show your support..laterz

Wow, this is quite possibly the coolest site i have ever been to. Not because it has the most pimp shit (but it does have some cool stuff) and not because i'm probably going to change my e-mail address to there, but because they are totally into people submiting stuff to them. More then anything eles, they want you to send them stuff. Just go here and check it out.

Sam- thats a really good song, Tool kick ass! so yeah, its turkey day...i can almost hear myself getting fatter. Last night i cooked some hash foods, it was pretty cool. first i heated the hash in butter (youre supposed to, heating it activates the THC more), then mixed it with cookies and shit. i ate a bunch of them, and got this crazy ass body high. it was like...different, but definately fun...

You know, i ususally frown upon it when people post song lyrics on this here thingy, but, well, now i understand why. Some songs just touch you so profoudly you want to share it with everyone else. The problem being the nature of music is that it affects everyone differently. That being said, this probably wont mean anything to you, but here's the song i've been listening to non stop for the last... 2 horus.

Dreaming of that face again.
It's bright and blue and shimmering.
Grinning wide
And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes.

On my back and tumbling
Down that hole and back again
Rising up
And wiping the webs and the dew from my withered eye.

In... Out... In... Out... In... Out...

A child's rhyme stuck in my head.
It said that life is but a dream.
I've spent so many years in question
to find I've known this all along.

'So good to see you.
I've missed you so much.
So glad it's over.
I've missed you so much
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running?'

Shroud-ing all the ground around me
Is this holy crow above me.
Black as holes within a memory
And blue as our new second sun.
I stick my hand into his shadow
To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble
To see just who I might have been.
I do not recognize the vessel,
But the eyes seem so familiar.
Like phosphorescent desert buttons
Singing one familiar song...

'So good to see you.
I've missed you so much.
So glad it's over.
I've missed you so much.
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running away?'

Prying open my third eye.
So good to see you once again.
I thought that you were hiding.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing the tail of dogma.
I opened my eye and there we were.

So good to see you once again
I thought that you were hiding from me.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing a trail of smoke and reason.

Prying open my third eye

I love this SO much.... And the guy who i got this off of his site, he got this e-mail from Microsoft bitching about the image.. Thats about it.

DAMN! for that much money osama would turn himself in! or at least i would...think of how much cereal i could buy with 25 million *slips in a puddle of drool*

Hullo everybody, wow the concert on friday was cool all the bands rule live especially STP. The forensics trip was also pretty cool except that i sucked majorly at radio damn
well later

'ello everyone. To my standards, I haven't posted in a while, so I figured I should before I left. Hmm...run down of current events, Wednesday night I went out with Matt to the beach. We pulled off on the road past sunset bay and stuff, and we had a flashlight and we went down this scary ass trail for like half a mile. But then we came to this open field type thing with a cliff dropping to the ocean. We sat there at 9 o'clock watching the knarly ass waves crash into the huge fucking cliff . yeah, it was fun...then on the way back we decided to throw shit at all the wandering methpire'rs on the street as we drove by. We didnt strike any luck with pedestrians, but we saw a truck with a confederate flag on it. We dont like confederate flags, so therefore we sped up to it, and chucked pencils(yes pencils, hey, its all we could find to throw in the car) along with a fatty old nasty ass dairy queen hamburger at their truck. then we went about 90 down sherman to get away. It was pretty shweet. And now I'm leaving for Portland to go do some debatin'. Shuff, Chris and Sac are comin to. I know you wont miss me...but yeah..im out

hey everyone...
not doing too good, i got dumped earlier by jessica. oh well, ill get over it. sorry if i was a dick to any of you by not hanging out with you as much as you wanted or whatever...i just really liked her and wanted to spend time with her. well, im done apologizing, im just gonna go pity myself some more and do alot of thinking. thanks for always being there, everyone...
-Sac

hello all, man it sux being sick sitting here with frickn strep throat die zac die see ya all tomarrow
latz

I was sitting at dinner, having one of my family's "normal" round-the-table conversations when the topic turned to "the finger." You know the bird, the middle finger, AKA "fuck you!" in sigh language. So, i was wondering what the origin of "flippin the bird" was. I ran across this niffty ass site explaining the history behind it and other middle finger related info. This is what the Internet was MADE for...

For my friends who waste time posting on this blog here is Blogbuddy, to save you a little time when you want to post.

Hey Chris, hows about you cool your jets. In what way whatsoever was i acting irresponsible? um...none. Hmm, you say you prefer someone apologizing to you? I seem, as im sure others who were there, to remember you walking back up and me saying "Chris I'm real sorry," then you quickly responded "fuck you jason," and walked off. hmm, you took that apology real well. And i never sent zac to apologize,...he said he was gonna go hang out with jessica, and i said "if you see chris, tell him to come up here so i can talk to him"...and if he did anything besides that, i didnt tell him to. So instead of bitching your ass off in-directly to the person, grow a fucking spine and walk up to me and talk to me. I'm not saying what i did was justified. I felt so fucking bad for it you dont even know. It was a complete accident, and i take full responsibility for it, I meant to give you a little nudge in the side..but you picked your fries up at that moment, and it intercepted me. So shit went everywhere. My bad,..as i've already said I'm sorry. I didnt mean to do it. And for all your gossip mongers who dont know what the fuck happened, then don't care, its not your place to know anyways. So chris, even though i hate using this gay ass blog to go through ways of communication, since you've already posted, im replying to it. And i am sorry to the fullest extent. Also, I feel the need to apologize to Shuff too. Although it seems strage, It looked like you needed it also, somehow it looked like i also offended you, so im sorry. But maybe for all those other "friends" of mine out there, this was a good thing, it give them one more reason to bitch about me and hate me, so have your fun.

Fuck jason take responsibility for your actions. And the fact you want retaliation is bull shit. I am not a violent person by nature i never get into fights or retaliate out of anger. Though this may seem like a weakness, it is not i perfer that the person would come up to me and apoligize. Not send a friend to do it for you
IMO

A band i am starting to like and as soon as i have my Hard Drive back in a working computer again i plan on downloading all the shit they have on iMesh. Sixth Year Senior is the band and my favorite so far is Closure.

Well, if you havn't already been to this pimp ass site, you need to be shot. The Spark has a bunch of funny as hell quizes and stuff. Take a look at the Stinky Meat Project too.

*ahem* no comments about those little insights zac...at least you're honest ;)

Hey guys...proof that I have no life. Recently I've been writing lots of haikus, first about hicks, and now about masturbation. Heres some about hicks...

Imbreeding passions,
We all smell like sour milk,
I'm proudly white trash

My sexy mullet,
Redneck of the trailerpark,
Chewing terbacca

Billy Ray Cyrus,
Playing always in our truck,
Get me some more beer

Thats all...but heres some about masturbation...

I'm pulling the pud,
Nights are always fun,
I need new pornos

Fun malnutrition,
Throbbs like a sledgehammer,
It's my submission

Feels lots like chicken,
But I can not go pee pee,
Bed sheets with semen

It's always much fun,
And sometimes girls do it too,
Not as much as me

Porno is my life,
Sometimes it's not very good,
But I still jack off

Thats all, hope you all liked them :)

Well the results from the Re-re-re-Count is in. Remember how people were saying Gore should have won the presidentship? Well, geuss not.

Well, here is a little interesting thing i found. The History of GPS should be worth a quick read.

Okay, thats it, i'm back!

yeah Jack, I feel ya...I would say other stuff. but fuck that..we'll talk sooner or later and yeah, imout

Dammit Jason, Goatse'ing and GAY PORN'ing people just isn't cool...its funny as shit...but yeah not right to do to people.

Moving along, if you didn't want to piss me off, you wouldn't have said that. I deleted it because I'm a ragin cocksucker, and I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN! *cough* you shoulda been like "wow, that sucks, damn" instead of some bitching thing...yep. I deleted it because I was in a bad mood, peace love dope. In the future do it again, and we'll see. I won't act so rashly.

Yeah, about your post, I could see no differentiation between "What the Religious people think" and "what YOU think" so I assumed it was your personal viewpoint..and at the time it pissed me off excessivly. Yeah, it pretty much doesn't matter what you meant, it only matters how others take it (hence the point of communication) You don't say the same things to us as you do other friends of yours...and stemming from that (following the Logical Law of Detachment), communication is how we take it, not what you meant

Peace out goddammit

anyways, im done being my bastard self. Does anyone have or know where to get that one virus where it says "I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN" On your screen? I want it, so i can send it to people...aight im out

Wow, people suck big fat dick at taking things too seriously. For all you people out there that read my supposed "mo' fatty post" and were offended by it, need to cool your jets. I wasn't being demeaning in any way, and didn't mean anything like "people who don't pursue religion are ignorant." I wasn't saying that as my personal stand point, I was saying thats what the Religious people say. And those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, Jack deleted it because he took offense to it. Damn, this is gonna suck if all of our shit gets deleted just because one person takes offense to it. Maybe this should be called the "Only say what Jack wants to hear-blog"...and we should all censor ourselves

today was the first snow of the season and it wasn't even real snow, just a white tint on the ground. it's only november 9th for god's sake!! i have get up 10 minutes earlier so i have time to put on my coat, hat, gloves, and extra socks. GOD DAMNIT...snow is cool when you only deal with it for a week, not months...rawww...

For those of you who know(or care) the reason for me leaving and/or not getting along with my dad. How i always got caught was through one of my"friend" doug. Also the money issue which zac and jason know about also played a key rule. But this is over and ii will get my revege on Doug

*eargerly awaits enlightenment* and just saying yo to all you sick childeren out there. i feel for you man....

I just thought I'd let you all know that I'm feeling the makings of a mo' fatty post on the blog. All mental and deep. I really wanna type it out, but im too lazy. So the least I could do is say this. I guess this is an ad, or a pre-view. But it will come soon. Don't listen to me, this is all fake.

hey, im sick too...it sucks. i miss you guys too. hey i wish jenna would come online, then i would have someone to talk to maybe...this is so damn boring. i was gonna come to school this morning...i got up and got ready and everything, then i vomited so i was like "damn...i dont wanna go". i guess its pretty good cause i still feel all dizzy and sedated and stuff. i went to the doctor and they stuck this long q tip in my mouth and rubbed it against the back of my throat....i guess theyre gonna find out what i have, and then perscribe me some penicillin if i need it. so...have fun at school everyone, talk to you all later
-Sac
I almost forgot..this morning i coughed up this mucus stuff from my throat and it was all bloody (cause of my sore throat). it looked pretty cool...i should have taken a picture

wow, i hate being sick
i miss you guys *cry*
and i was all excited because i got to sleep in today
but when i woke up i realized it was nine thirty :(
i can't sleep in late anymore...wow, that sucks...

well, have fun in networking...:P

Higher Consciousness through facilitated diffusion of information. Thats what the Blog is all about, we spread our shit around so others can understand it, and vice-versa. We trade our viewpoints in the hope that, once someone understands, they won't hurt us as much. Everyone likes knowing what the hell is going on, its why we spread the BS around so much. Everyone thinks they know everything because if they didn't...well then...we wouldn't feel loved. Just remember chlidren..facilitated Diffusion

hangover? why would I have one of those? me drank 2 nights ago, not last night. hows yearbook going? have fun...
-Sac

do you have a hangover sac? i almost missed the bus waiting for your bitch ass this morning. you sand nigger whore.

hey everyone...i'm not at school either, zac is home sick. Unlike Jessica, I dont have streapt throat or anything, I just have a headache and feel like I'm gonna vomit (again). It's not so bad though...I just woke up and now I'm hanging out watching TV. Talk to you all later...maybe I'll be at school tomorrow, I'm not sure. Bye bye
-Sac
Oh yeah, and dont worry Jessica, you never gave me your anthrax :P

hey everybody as you can guess im not at school, because i went to a jane's addiction concert last night. It was an awesome concert the band was cool and there were cool dancers. And we had good tickets 4 rows back. hell yeah
latz

happy birthday to me...happy birthday to me...i can now see an R movie by myself in the states..wurd..and we need more things i love lists dammit

... They say men live lives of quiet desperation ...



I for one, am tired of being quiet.

Hey World

Have you ever decided to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut? It's my lifelong dream, everytime you forward this email I will get one more cell of bone marrow for my legs. Once I get a complete leg I could take a gimping gay pirate flying fuck at a rolling donut. Please help me I'm a homeless child with no legs, and a donut...and a dream godammit

yeah, I don't know...that is quite possibility the coolest thing ever...I just can imagine some guy running at a donut and tackling it...heh heh heh...thats somehting to do. Jump out of the trunk of a cadillac Seville and take a flying fuck at a rolling odnut. I think I should start writing forward emails...it would great

I want two legs dammit

lets take a break from all of this stupid drama bullshit. and all of this shit that takes a lot of thinking. we need more sensless posts on here..so now you all shall be mesmerized by my poetic talent.

Lets get together and Jack off into Mr.Mulkeys face.
Afterwards we should cut his head off.
And enter it into a race.
Then we can make a baby, and name him Ishmail.
And send his penis through the mail.
They'll think its anthrax(hi mr. big brother, im not serious)
And they'll poo their panty.
We'll send it to Tom Brokaw, and he'll say "aaahh, its Santey"
Santey CLause that is.
And all will remember that I I I, I'm not your fucking stepping stone.
Stop jacking off on my face, and leave me alone
You cock sucking whores need to like a fat blunt, sit back and let it burn.
Put life on hold and pass it to me, cuz it's my turn.
Don't trust me because I'm full of lust.
Dont fuck with me, because when were done, you'll be a pile of dust.
So bitch, back the fuck off.
And let me just be alone, and jack off.

.....that was supposed to be a joke...but some of that became real...yeeeah

Cool post, Sam. It might not be what I want to do with my life or anything, but I respect your oppinions. For awhile I was like "yeah...i should wait till marriage to have sex..." then i'm just like "dude...thats too long away, screw this, i dont care", so thats where I stand now. I'm just waiting for the right person though...Bye Bye everyone, talk to you all later...
-Sac

in response to sams post-*cry cry*

Mallory- Yeah, point taken and advice also take.


So, now then, bummer about the whole in your face Jason, peppers sucks my ass. Seriously, I try to keep it away but it laches on and just sucks and sucks. Its like a reverse enema. Stupid people that suck my ass... damnit.. I hate it when people wont leave my ass alone.

Wow, what a weekend! They say that part of being a teenager is knowing how to cut loose, and there's nothing quite like getting together with a big group of your peers and just "letting it rip." That teen-abstinence rally totally rocked!

We'd been looking forward to the rally for weeks, so when the big day finally arrived, we could scarcely contain ourselves. Chaperoned by our Christian Outreach adult supervisor, me and a bunch of my pals drove all the way down to Hendersonville in the Coos Bay Youth Ministry van. (A two-hour drive! We sang songs the whole way!) People came from all over the mid-state area, so you can imagine how pumped everyone was to get the rally started. And when Pastor Bob finally stepped to that podium and yelled, "Is everybody here excited about JEEEEEEEEEEE-SUS?" the place went totally nuts!

Some kids like to "party" and use "peer pressure" to get you to "do it." (Nobody's ever asked me to party with them, but if anyone ever did, I could see myself being tempted to go along.) Sure, it may sound like fun, but I've learned that sex is really just a "roadblock to holiness." There's only one real way to have a good time: Jesus! I realize that some teens may not consider praising God and resisting your body's sinful urges to be all that "rad," but boy, oh, boy, are they wrong!

After Pastor Bob got the crowd all revved up, he introduced the guest speaker. And guess who it was? Deborah White, Miss Teen Coos County! Can you believe it? Wow, she sure was pretty. A girl like that could really make you want to glorify the Lord within the confines of the holy matrimonial bed, if you know what I'm saying!

Deborah said that even though she, like everybody else, sometimes feels evil, demon-planted desires deep within her loins, she was keeping herself pure and waiting for marriage, the way God intended. Just looking at her, I thought to myself, "I can't wait to someday enjoy the special feeling that comes when a man and a woman decide to do God's work and have a baby!" She told us that if we were patient and waited until child-conceiving age before learning anything about sex, that would make it so much more special! Isn't that rad?

Everywhere today's teenagers turn, they're bombarded with sexually explicit material. Television channels like HBO show R-rated movies without even bleeping out the dirty words. Public libraries openly stock books like Wifey by Judy Blume. Such magazines as Cosmopolitan and Harper's Bazaar contain underwear ads featuring models in nothing more than their underwear!

Not surprisingly, like a lot of teens out there, I was confused about my body and the plans the Lord had for it. I was having strange new feelings as I went through changes I didn't understand. I thought the MTV videos and the bikini girls on beer commercials were "cool," and I'd often think, "Gee, I wish I were like those older fellas who 'hang out' at the roller rink and press their bodies against girls when they dance." Well, no more! The rally's organizer, Extreme Teen Ministries, Inc., made it clear that girls who "put out" and boys with "Roman" hands are most definitely not cool. Whether they know it or not, they're doing Satan's work on Earth. But, thanks to Jesus' love, Satan is totally history, dude! He's outta here!

What a rockin' rally! After Miss Teen Coos County spoke, we all went to the Hendersonville Civic Arena for a concert by Creatorz Handz, this totally awesome heavy-metal band! There were cool explosions, just like on WCW Nitro, only these were in the service of Christ! Then, after the band was done, a bunch of local teens performed a cool skit! Some of the teens were angels and some devils, and they fought over the souls of two tempted teens who were almost going to kiss. Man, was the crowd roaring when the angels finally won! Yeah!

Then, just when we thought the fun was over, we all had pizza and pop! Me and my Coos BayYouth Ministry pals stayed out to 10 p.m. and didn't even get home until after midnight! See? You don't need to touch another person's body—or your own—to have a rockin' good time!

I used to harbor sin in my heart, staying up late trying to watch the scrambled channels on our family's cable TV. But now I know that the desperate urges that grip my immortal soul's mortal vessel, causing me to think about Jenna Tison for hours on end while I'm supposed to be studying, are nothing to heed right now. The Lord put those feelings in me for a very beautiful reason: so that one day, when I'm 18, I can fall in love, get married, and—hot-diggety!—immediately impregnate my wife! Then, nine months after my 18th birthday, I can experience the joy of bringing into the world a child who will one day grow up to be part of a whole new generation of Christ-loving abstinent teens, to continue His divine work here in Coos Bay.

Let's get ready to rock, people! Jesus is in the house, and He is way awesome!

Ok, now it's Jasons turn to fucking rage. I'm going to fucking rage more rage that has ever been raged in the history of this fucking universe. I'm gonna fucking rage to hell and back again. I'm so fucking pissed that I'm gonna fucking fuck fuck. I'm not gonna rage because of someones oppinion, I'm not going to rage because someones talking shit behind my back, I'm not gonna rage because I feel obligated to, I'm not gonna rage only because I need to find something to rage about, but im gonna FUCKING RAGE! why? you might ask? why? because the one thing i had going for me has fallen apart.......my fucking eyebrow is migrating and i have to take it out!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK....oh well...that was a $75 dollar waste. I'll just get zac to pierce it again for me in a little while. damn i hate peppers. ..moving along, I wanna just make one note to mal-.....actually, fuck that...hey mal..call me or something.im out.

This is what Mallory has to say:

once there was an opnion, now im all up in it

wow, i wish i could post this on the blog, but no one lets me, and my opinion doesnt really matter to them anyways. Well, here i go:

you guys all type this big ass emails full of hatred, but all sugar coated, so the main point is still left to be found, but oh well, here goes.

Jason: wow, quit being an asshole. you go through these happy/asshole/happy/asshole mood swings, it fucking sucks, knock it off. Pull away from the sad world you've created and see the people that are surrounding you. They all care about you and your well-being, but you are too busy looking for reasons to be depressed.

BW- glad things are finally working out for you, or so you say. though i have noticed that you seem to be missing being involved in everyone's problems. dont. be glad that you dont have to put up with all the teen drama bullshit.

Sam- its nice of you to openly express your opinions about people, but if its not true, then shut your fucking mouth. you cant control anyone else but yourself. "realized the love dot' you love you....yea, thats it, get over it" but on a better note, your a pretty good friend to have around cause you are always there to lend your advice an opinions, no matter how odd they may be.

Zac- good for you...concerning everything. yea, dont listen to what other people are saying about you, it'll only corrupot the good. And it is good to take a break from your friends to spend time with jessica or whom ever, they'll get over it, and if they dont, fuck 'em, you dont need 'friends' like that.

shuff- im glad that you are happy. just make sure that you dont get yourself into anything you'll regret. And make sure that you dont get led on and arent leading yourself on...2 very bad things that no one deserves, especially not you.
also, make sure that when you are being sarcastic that people know about it, cause lots of people dont get your sense of humor and are easily offended by it.

Bryce- life sucks, then you die...get over it. we all go through shit. you just feel better in making your public. but let the record show that if you arent doing anything to ameliorate your problems, then its your fault.

Jenna- your a lucky person, you have a lot of things going for you, just make sure that you know what you want before you leave what you had.

Jessica- good for you for bitching at people. needed to be done. no one's opinion should ruin what you have. especially since what you have is a good thing. and one last thought though, STOP BICHING ABOUT JENNA, if you have a problem with her, then tell her, dont just bitch about it, it wont solve anything.

Ann- thanks

Well, thats what i'll end with. no one need reply back, cause after all, im just a stupid bitch who doesnt know anything about anything but i figured i'd share my thoughts with some, but just mainly me.

For a minute before i relized they were song lyrics I thought Jason was one of them starving hiding poet people. Well, it appears hes not starving, hiding or a poet, oh well. Oh yeah, by the way, only the unprepared get hangovers. But yeah, wine and champaign make worse hangovers then just hard alchohol or even cheap shitty pale ale beer. Not that i've ever drank before. Ever.

Whoever invented hangovers needs to die. I'm sitting here awake at 9 mother fucking 40. I have to go drive my mom home from the hospital. me need sleepy. meh...with that aside; Man versus himself. Man versus machine. Man versus the world. mankind versus me. The struggles go on, the wisdom I lack, the burdens keep piling up on my back. So hard to breathe, to take the next step. The mountains is high, I wait in the depths. Yearning for grace, and hoping for peace. Dear God... increase.

following anns post...things i like

1)someone going out of their way to talk to me
2)sex
3) jacking off
4) DRUGS
5) BLOFJOBS...(its just one of those things that you know is good even though youve never had it)
7)being drunk.(im drunk)
7) zacs head is in my lap and he cant get up...there he goes. ...we had 2 bottles of champagne a pievce . ...were platstered

middle of the night, so silently. i kreep on over to malorys mortuary. cuz i can do what i want and they wont complain.I life up the casket and i fiddle with the dead, they're blue flesh makes me turn red. I wanna fuck, i wanna fuck the dead. and i dont even care how she died, but i like it better if she smells of formaldehyde. they dont scream and they dont moan, they wont even cry if i shot them in the head. i wanna fuck, i wanna fuck the dead. now that aside, i must say that the concert was mad coo..and im drunk right now, so if im stupid, or spelling errors must be thrown away...ok..the concert started off iwth ace troublshooter, they were cool.. after them was john reuben, who sucked mad ass..this white rapper who shouted "blah blah blah" and started crying when the crowd wouldnt respond. anyways. yeah..after him was relient K who were mad coo..then five iron frenzy who were the bestest, as they always are...well im oout now, so laters everyone. zac and i are of the uptmost drunkness...and btw...whatever didi wants, shes gonna get it.:)

Well, if no one else is gonna reply to Ann's post, i might as well. (High fidelity kicked big ass, Jack Black is the man IMO)

Things I love:
1. Listening to a song 5 times in a row and it still giving you chills.
2. Last bite of a double quarter pouder w/cheese.
3. Driving around with your friends, having no purpose.
4. Drugs.
5. Drugs, just thought it was important to list it twice.
6. Epiphanys
7. Vegi-food
8. When I sit down to write a story, and it just all comes out in a rush, and before you notice it, you've written something powerfull.
9. This might seem kind of weird: Trying to guess what people think of you.
10. Keeping your illusions.
11. Destroying your illusions.
12. Food thats better reheated the next day.
13. The sweaty ache in your body aftter an intense physical activity (Im talking sports/mosh pits you sick monkeys)
14. Bad movies with Clark.
15. Waking up before everyone, still dark, and sitting on the couch drinking coffee wrapped in a blanket, watching the sun rise (yeah im a pussy get over it)}
16. Not being involved.
17. Good hugs.
18. Da Wang
19. Dancing to Sublime
20. Drugs.

I'm just gonna stop at 20 and write some more later.

Just wanted to say I just got back from the concert, and i am of the upmost tired. wow, im surprised i can type. Overall the concert was the shit. It owned you. On the way back whenever Zac and I weren't sleeping, we suffered from chronic sleep-loss-hysteria. We laughed uncontrollably and frankly, it made my sides hurt. But I'll go more in depth to what all happened tomorrow when I can keep my eyes open. Laterz everyone

Speedy

Wow today sucked. with all my friends gone i had nothing to do. I had no music because i have no cd player, no enterainment because no t.v. or games, aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh...going stir crazy. Come back, Come back, the light is calling.
Later

p.s. kickit Lunchbox

ahhh, i've been composing this list because, damn, list are cool (high fidelity, enough said). things i LOVE: my friends (no matter what), the smell of cold in your nose when you breath deeply, watching things (not to be confused with voyerism..can't spell..meh), toast, the first and last bite of pizza, random compliments from strangers, and the way that everyone is perfect in one moment (email me for explanation). those are just a few...now everyone, write some stuff dammit. and jason, its so cool of you to openly admit your past immaturities and make a real effort. can't wait to see you in ten month (all of you for that matter..)!!. and jenna?? did you get my emails that i sent like a week ago? check in zairdae AND in jenna_renee. much love to all

Hmm... *climbs atop mountain.* *blinks... hand over eyes for sunlight shielding* *peer* Fuck.. yep, thems some troubled waters i see in the distance.. *peers other way* and my god! The Giant Gan of Antioch(tm) is getting 10,000 lbs of feces hurled at it! sweet baby jesus! Well then.. time to go into hiding *buries self, relizes he can't cover both his head and arms.. opts to cover arms.* *blinks* still fucked.. but not so much.

For those of you that missed the metaphore... well, go away, people as dumb as you need to be shot, or i need to be shot for writing it. Either way.

Oh yeah... nice things: big fatty comforter, sheet, and blanket all freshly washed. NICE! CLEAAAANNN SHEEETS!


word

from jessica...

i COULD write a long ass response to...hm...some of the opinions so
openly expressed on here. however, as a result of my laziness and the
sickness thats killing me (probably anthrax...who knows?), ill say just one
short thing: i just LOVE how 'people' think im so low and shallow. do me a
favor...learn how/what my personality is like before making your little
assumptions. ok, now im going to cry, ly down on my bed, and die.

oh yeah, and jack, sorry for 'blankly staring' at you the other night.
Apart from laziness, sometimes my mind takes time to process what ppl say.

~JT~
AKA: FattyMcasian Bunny, WangTangSilver, and SuperV

Wow, ok
I’m posting, and you fucks (we won’t mention names) who said this was a guys only thing…fuck you, I’m posting anyway. So yeah, go talk to jack (shuff now?) if you want me kicked off. (don’t disappoint me jack…please…)

First off, like to say, my ogoshi is sooooo much better than it used to be.
And yeah, my car getting towed (and now lost) was a drag,
and my mom being mad at me is so much worse.
But what upsets me most is that my fucking clay burnt.
Wow, I’m pissed. Someone will get beat for that.

And, for the first time since school started, I get to sleep in. I don’t have to go to school OR to work tomorrow. And nobody’s gonna be here, so yeah, I plan on spending it taking a lot of showers and being naked. (add those to my list of life’s simple pleasures. Others include bleeding, sleeping, and eating.)

Hm…I’d comment on Jessica and zac, but they know how I feel, and yeah, all you other fucks don’t need to know, you can all mind your own fucking business.

Oh yeah, and keep your damn money.

Vegitarian Burrito, two double decker tacos, and a fatty glass of Ginger-Ale. IMO (starting a list, of lifes simple pleasures as i experience them, i advice everyone do this, and shove it on Mr. Blog, so we can share in your happyness, and give it a try ourselves. )

Mmmm....... Guac.......

damn. I was just born into this harsh reality of beaming sunlight, the sunlight being my ignorance and arrogance. damn, its bright. But yeah, i just realized what a dumb fuck moron i've been being, and yeah those posts by sam and zac were pretty eye opening and mostly good(all of zacs was). but i've been doing some major brain thinking. like mondo'ness. i've been thinking a lot , which i hate thinking, but things arent going well right now, so maybe if i thought a lot i could birth a new idea, or come to realization on something. so hopefully my friends, you'll be seeing a huge change in my personality. but un-fortunately its probably not gonna be that easy for me to change my views, i cant just snap my fingers. It's almost like a newyears resolution like loosing weight, stop drinking, stop smoking, etc. its gonna take a lot and a long time to get passed this all, but yeah, im out.

chris you sux0rs nutz0rs. I wasnt gonna say anything mentioning your name, but you said something about who cares if zac hangs out with jessica or something. but on halloween night we were all together after leaving jessica and zac and we were talking and you were like "yah, he never hangs out with me anymore, it sucks"...*cough cough HYPOCRIT cough cough*

Hrm...wow, I just read all the posts made since last time I checked the blog (yesterday at school). What sam said really made sense though...youre the man sam. I know that all of you (as a group), with the exception of a few, really like to get involved in people's business and assume you know whats up. Why is it so hard to beleive that Jessica and I actually like eachother? I mean fuck, just trust my judgement or something. I was just thinking that this bitching was just jealosy coming from the people who arent lucky enough to have girlfriends, so they gotta bitch about something, but suprisingly I guess shuff still has a problem with it. Out of everyones oppinions right now, I'm really respecting his. You know why? He isen't just going off bitching about shit, not having any structure in his oppinion, he is actually coming up and talking to me about it. I havent been mad at him at all throughout all of this garbage...but I cant say that about everyone. If some of you are really so selfish as to only want me to hang out with you guys, and not my girlfriend..then...FUCK YOU! simple as that, I'm going to spend time with whomever I want, and right now i feel compelled to spend time with my new wonderful girlfriend. if you have a problem with it..then get over it. I know you've all liked people alot before, maybe you just werent fortunate enough to have a real affectionate relationship with them. When im hanging out with some of you, most the time its just stupid and people bitch constantly about things, and we can never find anything to do anyways. It kinda sets me in this bad mood, I dont enjoy it. However, when im hanging out with jessica, everything is perfect. Even if we are just sitting there, talking, holding hands, anything like that, its still great. So yeah, maybe I like hanging out with Jessica more than you...get over it. And Jason, in response to your post...Jessica never "found out" I liked judy alot, because I never did, so I dont know where youre coming from. It's a really good thing I've trashed the "bros before hoes" concept...I think its one of the stupidest things that high school kids say. Anyone who says that is just bitching because they cant get a girlfriend themselves, so they say "I can only hang out with my guy friends, so everyone else should be the same". Everyone, just grow up, stay out of my business. If you wont respect my wishes to hang out with my girlfriend, then it really shows how good of friends you really are to me. Thats about all I have to say, but I'm done bitching. Have a nice day, everyone...

Wow, dude everything is fucked up in people land. People we are supposed to be enjoying high school, but the truth of the matter is that we are behaving as if it was fucking junior high, eww look at that he is hanging out with blank more than us. Well get over it, it was going to happen anyways and i am happy that it did happen. Damn i moved here to be back with my friends, but all my friends are pissed of at each other, hmmmmmm.
latz

Well then, every one just took off from first period forensics class. I tried, I asked, the bastards gave NOTHING! 0$! no change even! this blows my fucking mind.. jeeebus.

I feel compelled to put in my two cents. No rage was vented towards me for a change. That makes me happy for some odd reason. I would like to overal remove myself from any generalizations of anything that was said. I not feeling the same things jason is. And sam had some good points, but some stupid ones. But there is nothing to gain by continueing this. Let all of this stupidness stop and end here. Yes, we create conflict simply by interacting with each other.

Jason: I don't post these mondo-spew-posts because i talk to people individually, even if i say stupid shit that changes latter like "i hate you, jenna" (which i don't anymore, and havn't for like a week, and only did for like a week)

I enjoy having all of you as my friends and i wish i was closer with bryce, zac & jessica since i'm not that good of friends with zac anymore, and i never was really even friends with jessica.

But, my bus is ganna come any secound, so; Your all great, and i'm not sorry to have ever hung out with any of you, or sorry of being your friends or anything. I would rather take the friends and drama, then no friends.

Yeah, i hate writting this kind of post, cause well, it sucks ass. But, the fact is that i just need to get it out. And no Ann, its not cause i dont have the balls to say it in person, its cause its late and i can't talk to anyone face to face, and its in my mind now, so here goes:

Item 1: Zac/Jessica- I refuse to try to fathom the mind of Zac and Jessica. Know why? cause im not them. It seems kind of strange to me that you guys would think that the only reason jessica is with him is for attention. I mean, sure thats a possibility, but Jessica is an attractive girl, and im sure could find petty attention other places. maybe she got jelous sure, but what REALLY disturbs me about all this is i seem to be the only one considering, maybe, just maybe, (sarcasm) that Zac and Jessica actually.. *gasp* like each other! MY GOD! could it be they enjoy each others company, feel strongly about each other, and find each other attractive? Whats that? a relationship that isn't based on some fucked up scandel? JESUS CHRIST IN A BIRCH BARK CANOE NO! (/sarcasm) I mean come on guys, Zac isn't dating you, let him spend his time with whomever he wants however he wants. Maybe Jason, he doesn't find your jokes funny? Maybe he only laughs at them when you're in private to make you feel better, and doesn't feel he needs to do that when hes around Jessica? Hmm.... couuuuuuuuld be? I know, given the opportunity id rather hang out with jenna AND friends then just friends. I mean, sometime friend time is cool, but I know i really like Jenna, im sure Zac really likes jessica, and i think we're sort of on the same wavelength. its called affection and passion boys and girls, learn it well. We like to be touched, we like to be held, we like to be kissed, we like to be romantic and sweet, and most of all, we like to know that the other person, (at least we think) feels the same way! Instead, hanging out with friends you cosntantly insult/insulted back, and while this is in jest, its defintly not a showing of (theres that word again) affection! But, yous guys is my homies, so i try to hang out with you guys too, and im sure Zac will soon also, but for christ sakes, instead of guilting him about hanging out with her more then you, fucking let him enjoy the feeling of being wanted. I mean, I know you've all had that friend at one point who thats all you wanted to hang out with. SAME THING! sept, one gets making out prilages, the other (with the exception of bw *kiss kiss*) dont. To sum this up. All else: back off, Zac/Jessica: wrap up.

Item 2. Me/Jenna. WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME WE'RE FUCKING? Am I a slut? Besides her distant past, what do you have ANY idea about Jenna's sex life? Do people assume Shuffy and Jennie are fucking? Or Mallory and Dom? Holy shit, everyone knows Dom is a player, and that they are constantly skipping school when no one is at their house, but fuck no, no one assumes that they are doing the horizontal-monkey-dance! In a word: Fuck ya'll, if indeed I fucked Jenna, wow i wish id known about it. Maybe i enjoyed it but the drugs erased my memory, but im pretty sure id remember having sex for the first time, m'kay? Subitem 1. As i understand it, at least Jason is worried about me getting weird because he hugs/holds Jenna when shes feeling sad and im not there. I can see it in Shuffys eyes when she hugs him and he looks at me. I DONT CARE! I am ... well, completly insecure about our relationship out of no fault of hers, but out of my own little problems i've had in the past with girls i've gotten to really like/love. But, the fact of the matter is that i trust you guys enogh to know you wont try to move in on my girlfriend (bryce=exception) so, you can hug her, hold her, whatever you/she needs, so long as its on a friendly basis. I know that if Jenny, or Jessica was crying and no one was around id hug them or hold them if they wanted me to, because its the right thing to do to try to make your friends feel better when they are sad. Same with guy friends, sept not hug or anything, but talk with and try to make feel better. Just a different responce to a more sensative type of person. So go for it, I'm greatfull to anyone that would help her out when she needs it.

Item three: Damn thats annoying: STOPIT! WHY DO YOU DO THIS! "Hmm... im just gonna post that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE has hurt me/pissed me off/stabbed me in the back/is moving in on my girl/worrying me/scaring me/ whatever the hell. but... thats all you get to know. period." Life is simple guys, if your gonna say part of something say the fucking rest of it. No sighs and chuckles because you know someone will ask you what then you can say "nothing" I try not to do this myself, but im especially bad at always asking "what?" And everyone, self included, has things about them people dont like. GET OVER IT! no one is perfect, everyone pisses everyone off at one time or another, dont let it end friendships or start feuds or anything, its stupid.

Item four: Sickness: Coos Bay, is a sickness. Being there is a lack of anything better to do, well, you make stuff. Without any drama from the outside you make yoru own drama on the inside! whee! fun! Meaning: You go off and hurt your own relationship, stab backs, tell lies or half truths, hate, breed rivalry, all because at least its exciting. JESUS! STOP! you're ruining the best years of your lives by doing this, right now you have the smallest (enjoyment of) freedom to responsability you'll ever have in your life. ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF IT! but dont do this, by fucking with other people. That said: Waffles.

Ok.. think i spewed most of what i wanted to say... in conclusion, id like to point out any of the opinions on this post may or may not be correct, they are just opinions of the time, and are subject to change very quickly. Thank you and have a nice night.

Oh, IMO: Halloween sucked donkey. Jason already told it all, got shitty body high from smoking a clove to fast. Drag. Lates.

mmmk, a few revelations. shuff, you need to write me a long email and explain what the hell you're talking about. and jason, jessica didn't know anything about judy when she asked zac out. and you're the only one who writes bashing posts because you're the only who feels the need. but this leaves me to wonder, if you have such a problem with everyone, why don't you say it to their face rather then leaving them to read an email or post. it's like 'almost-balls'...moving on, y'all know pavlov's dogs and i'd just like to say that patriotism is the same thing. it's a conditioned response. we associate our personal well being with that of our country...why? why not the whole world? we're all too provicincial (having faith for our country only and it's citizens) to care about the massive earthquake that killed 20,000 people in..um...where was? that's right, you don't fucking know. it was in turkey, but you don't care. and it sucks that msn isn't working because then i could have talked to you speedy..i had to BUY my own halloween candy, how sad is that?? i was sick after about two packages...ugh...anyway, much love to my homies...yo..

dammit, msn messenger isnt working

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ow, this halloween night sucked so much ass. well actually it was damn cool compared to normal nights, but compared to what halloween is, it was mo gay. For all you peeps out there that didnt join me that night, heres how the story went. After Drivers Ed. I went outside NBHS to see Jack and Chris waiting for me. then 20 minutes later, matt showed up. We went to McKays and waited for Jenna/Sam and Jessica. Then we heard that Jenna's car had been impounded so we figured she wouldnt show and neither would sam, but then sam did show and so did jessica, so from there we all went to matts house. IT was mo gay and we just walked around to like 2 houses trick or treating. Then Matt had this hott date from Japan that he was gonna hook up with so we decided to leave( i hate doing this but 2 friends of mine told me not to censor myself), I wanted zac and Jessica to go with us but jessica wouldnt drive us anywhere(i dont know why) and zac wanted to once again ditch all of his friends just to be with her, how cute. so then we walked from matts to bryces(brandons) and said hello, then went to dutch bros. got some coffee, went to figaros , it was closed, so then we went to mckays, didnt buy anything, just got some anthrax gum, then went back to dutch bros, bugged the employee so he hooked us up with some free stickers. Then we went to DQ, chris got some fries and a burger, we walked to mingus, then we all went home. And now im sitting here, its 1030, and i have to do a mo fatty biography on Jim Morrison thats due tomorrow. So i plan on being up til oh i'd say midnight. yeah it sucks...back to hurting peoples feelings because im so depressed and it makes me feel so much better. Ok, heres some stuff that a lot o' people are thinking. The whole Zac and Jessica thing. This is how from a lof of peoples oppinion, including mine, it went. Ok, zac likes jessica a lot, she says she doesnt like him, and she doesnt(supposedly), so then zacs like, ok moving on. He kisses Judy, Jessica finds out zac likes judy a lot, all of a sudden jessica realizes how much she likes zac's attention, she knows she can get him, so she goes in for the kill. And thats that. I dont think zac realize that we all think this, but meh. also a lot of us are upset with zac because he has totally trashed the whole "bros be for hoes" idea. A lot of us have noticed lately that zacs life consists of 90% jessica, 9% porn, and 1% friends. That is a huge exaggeration, but oh well. But seriously, zac, were selfish bastards and we need attention too,*cry cry*..moving on to jessica..guess what jessica? yeah i know, im a horrible person who's goal in life is to be mean to other people and to hurt they're feelings, or as you say at least. But Jessica, theres many times that you've hurt my feelings oh so fucking bad. I ask you something and you give me this blank look and dont even reply, you just look around with this look on your face like "what a fucking moron"..yeah that hurts when you do that. Also, i'll say a joke and the same thing happens, or you just say that was stupid. yeah it hurts. i guess i dont realize it when i hurt people, and maybe you dont either jessica. also, back to zac. I see this almost complete change in your personality when your around jessica, your no fun, you dont laught at my jokes and you treat me like a moron. God forbid you laugh at something that jessica thinks is stupid.and i know that after this zac is just gonna go "jason you dont know what your talking about, shut the fuck up, back off, you have no idea." well maybe i reallky do have no idea, maybe im getting the wrong idea, but thats what i think and i said it. maybe it hurt, but its the truth. *side note* why is it always me writing the bashing emails/posts about other people and my views? its definetly not that no one else thinks this, is it that no one else has the balls? meh.

wow tonight really was dead the most exciting thing of the night was throwing eggs from afar at some parked cars. whoohoo, adrenline rush yea. But yeah i saw that fucking scariest thing ever a kid [eric?] in drag aghhhh dammit, spooky. Not that i am homophobic. Damn i hate not having candy. now i must go cry myself to sleep.
latz

Damn you terrorist entity that destroyed my Halloween. it was so dead tonight, damn damn damn. But moving past that

Fuck Back Stabbin' Bitches, especialy the ones with "Rapid back-stab-o-action" they suck...they are the worst friends ever, but I still hang with them...Now I know why coffee houses always let you see them make your coffee...there was some whiny bitch complaing and the guy had to make new shit...I would have spit in that shit because I have no love for complainers. No love for much of anything right 'bout now really, but yeah, I'll talk to individual people later

I'm out

wow jason your mom said that cool. Tonight will be the night of the presidents im going as clinton in the 60's. So yeah i don't inhale. And shuff that sux but i already talked to you so no comment

later

yeah, I'm feeling ya shuff. I totally understand the whole when I say "yeah i understand," yeah i know"..i really dont. Anyways, hallows eve shall kick da major ass, I plan on cruisin wit sam and zac and chris and matt, were gonna go egging, then a bit of trick R treatin, Maybe some bag snatchin somewhere in between that. I dont know if we'll get caught or not, but if we do, meh. Years or months from now we'll look back and laugh. I've decided what to don on this festive night. I'm going with the good ol' Ronald Reagan. I borrowed one of those rubber presidential masks from a friend. The mask is Reagan. I think I'm gonna wear my misfits shirt with the skull and the mask. I kinda wanna get some non-permanent marker and draw a swastika on his forehead. But my mom advised me to "get ready to possibly have the shit kicked out of you by some patriotic hicks"(-straight quote), so yeah. I might not do it. Damn Osama Bin Laden for making our country newly renewed with partiotism, now i cant have my fun. Unless i want to die. Meh. I dunno, it shall be fun, and i promise you all on the blog that i shall post how the night turns out tomorrow or soon after. Im out

That was one hell of a downer post. a "shit load" of badness, if you will. IF those things are true, it would suck. But never in my experience have i found that when somebody thinks something really bad it going to happen, it happens, or is as bad as preiviously thought.

Well, hello Blog..again,

I don't know why I write on the blog in letter format...maybe I should head this with "An open letter to people in my life,". I don't know, but yeah, everything is Zen...I've recently figured out that when I say "I understand", "I see where you're coming from"...I really don't...I can wrap my mind around it...in a fashion. Take Zen for instance...I "Understand" the theory...but I really don't. Hopefully Halloween Rocks, and I demand everyone on this blog make a "halloween fun time" post, otherwise "buh bye"

but moving past that, don't you hate those massive fatty realizations? I do...seriously..there have been faaar to many lately...they all need to go away and die. like for instance, the realization you will never be happy until you're on drugs..thats always a golden

I think a top 5 list of horrible thoughts that will come up and beat the shit out of you with rotting trout are

5. The girl I love doesn't like me (pretty generic, I know) (and no relation to current events)
4. Even with balls/spine, things (may) never work out...
3. Too much coffee isn't your friend
2. When your computer dies mid-important action, it sucks
1. The only way you will ever be happy is when you aren't yourself

I have now given jack shuff the power-o-administrator. This thing is totally going off of my original plan so, i'm not posting much anymore. Over all, i'm just "eh".

and a blatent follow up post: I'M NOT GAY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP CALLING ME BI! (GAY IS OK, BUT IT'S NOT MY BAG BABY) *dies from over emphatic speech and apple seeds*

hmmm...it's like the jason and chris show *sits down with a bowl of apple seeds-munch munch*

i agree with jack this bitching and complaining from the peanut gallery has go to stop, no more will i bash. Oh yeah i found a strange site about the clubbing of sick baby seals it was odd. But i cant remember the address oh well
latz

Word up blog,

yeah, life is good, people are great, and you stupid bastid's need to stop bashing each other. Yeah it's all fun and games UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A CD-R *gasp*, but yeah, stop it you've made the quality of the blog go *phbbbbtttt* *jacking off motion*







but past that, check the BAMF forums for all your information, yeah lesson #1: Frequent the information posting sites your friends frequent (ex. BAMF forums, Sam posts there), and yeah...that's what this blog was...originally an information dissemination device...but yeaaah. Life is good

This week is going to be cool because it is halloween and i going to get free candy and gorge my self to delirum.
yeah and the days to family values concert are ticking down tick tock
later

BTW CHRIS. No one, and I MEAN NO ONE, gives a flying fuck about Christopher Columbus. Just cuz he has the same first name as you doesnt mean hes cool. It makes him more gay. Also, anyone have that one file that if opened makes your comp go black and it says "IM LOOKING AT GAY PORN"?...chris, i know you actually are looking at gay porn. but im looking for the prank virus, not the real thing. thanks

Chris. Tis sad. Tis sad that you reply in such defense of your self esteem trip. Blah Blah Blah. The only people that this post pertain to is zac and chris. Cuz Chris is a stooopid beatch. and i wanna have his babies

Well well well. I've decided to post more. While on the topic of bashing Chris, make a note to yourself chris. no one cares about what you say. ok, now that I've bashed someone elses self esteem, and replinished mine, I shall continue(twas a joke people) As my good ol' pal shuff would put it, "Everythings going fine in Jason-land." And it is, and its beautiful. For the first time in a long time, I'm on a better basis of joy and happiness, and the sadness has diminished greatly. Damn I'm happy right now. Though I envy almost all of you bastards for being in a wonderful relationship with someone. Although i am also aware that unfortunately within your relationships there are also issues. But I envy you for being so happy. It's looking as though Dan the Man's philosophy is starting to settle in "In the long run, everything eventually works out." or something like that. But then again who knows. Maybe some disgruntled muslim radicals will nuke us all in a few days. I hope its after the FIF concert though. Well my friends, I'm out.

But i dont have a day job but if you have a problem with my comments you can get a spoon and start eating. Got any whip cream? But besides the point my progress report kicked ass. hell yea
latz

dont quit your day job chris. Don't ever try to be funny again. It may seem funny, but it is severly brain damaging to the people who hear/read it.Thank you for your time.

I will no longer post lyrics to music because it is getting harder and harder each and every day...oops. But about ann' last post i can feel for you at my old high school we hadd block days, and one of my days was two hours of math and two hours of middle earstern studies so boring oh so boring. Now i will leave something to knaw on...Why is the Sky blue and the ocean blue what if the ocean was the sky and the sky the ocean?
latz

To any of you it may concern-
I have recently become aware that some people have strange oppinions of the thing with me and Jessica going out now. I'm not going to say who, but somebody actually told me their well structured oppinion (which I am thankful for)...but if any of you have a problem with it, or anything at all, shut your mouths, or come talk to me about it. I know all of you think you know everything about everyones personal lives and what they think, but really...you dont. none of you...not one...knows what is going on between me and her (I intended on this happening). So...oh well, im done talking for now, but heres a summary of everything. 1. You shouldnt have a problem with anything concerning me and Jessica, because you dont know anything, and 2. If you do...you suck ass
Thank you for your time, and have a nice day
-SacPants

are you aware that you have no charisma? and i'm pretty sure you've eaten a fair amount of coos bay-nians yourself...run down of ann's day: 3 hours in french class, then 3 hours in biology. somebody kill me please. the whole while i've had this blinding pain in my abdomen, i think my appendix is bursting....oh god....*prays for sweet death*

Hey Blog, how'ya doing...its been a while

but yeah, moving along...I'm a happy, yet stupid, Jack. Oh, yeah, the chicks dig it when the guy takes action...I saw it happen today.

Me to guy- "Take action, its the only way anything will change"
Girl that wanted said guy- *Pleased grin*
Guy- *turns to face girl* "will you go out with me?"

'tis beautiful indeed, go a spine my friends, and get some...or continue to follow the path of Amoeba Man, who constantly eats people...your call. but yeah, wow...our choir is fucking beautiful...love it...come to the next concert. They're very good (and just put in ear plugs when the Symphonic Choir comes on). Also, yeah, when you grow your spine, after using it DON'T PUT IT BACK! Leave it on, it'll help with everything...charisma=g00dx0r

Well, I'm out

Oh. My. God. Yep, i've found the devil online. Hes to your left, sir, thank you and come again to Samuel's house o' terror. (best with sound)

Aint got much to say but a point to Shuffs bitchings awhile ago, it sux when your coffee tastes like onions
but oh well, got a better brand
i will leave with this: WE are not individual snowflakes...
latz

You know, with all this halloween mania i've found the best costume.

Dominic? Damn right nigga. Damn, fucking, right.

Kablap I'm hoping you've all seen this

hey dudes, i'd like to agree with jason about the wal*mart site it kicks ass. I would try the alka seltzer in the water, but with the anthrax stuff going on maybe not. and sac no posting of porn for you, mmkay
weel i got to go
latz

gotta love the anti-wal mart sites...and ed woolery, haven't seen you in awhile! damn dude...if you guys do any of that shit at wal mart, post it here...

Hello all. Havent posted for a while in here. I do have to give mad kudos to Ed. That "Anarchy in Wal-Mart," link was the shizzle. I think im gonna try some of those out. I'm just gonna link some cool shit happenin...Pot legal in the UK? yup.....

Hey dudes, have'nt posted in awhile. so here is my recent post, not to offend any one but something recently has been troubling me. This is a long term thing by the way. I think it is pretty stupid for us to get pissed off at someone when they start to go out with people i mean come on we are somewhat friends and we should support each other. With that done i like to say something having an "ism" is not a bad thing. Oh by the way Vegas was fun so stop asking AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh. hehe
Latz

wow i just seen some of gigers furniture and his fine art. its realy cool i think if i ever went evil i would buy it but it costs 25,000$ if anyone else has any cool artist well please forgive me for babbling on about nothing and if you to fight about it ok . i will try to get more better stufff to right about

You lovveeee zombo...

(open with sound) Zombo

H.R. Giger is the man...I saw a picture he drew once of rotting genitals, it was pretty scary. since people want porn, i might as well be the guy that posts porn. so here you guys go, have fun...
The Hun's Yellow Pages
-Sac

giger rocks !!!!!!!!!

Well, its my job to write something meaningful and useless every day.. so with that in mind AYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hey all, after desperatly searching around for people, I get on my bus, ride home, walk up my driveway and *gasp* The Whale has been fucking harpooned...not literally, but the back is seriously Mc'Fux0red, window's out, there's a tarp over that, so what does this mean to all you Omniscient-ish people? oh yeah, Mercedes Benz time...*imagines "bumping" around in the "sled"*, it'll be great, all 72 horsepower....heh heh heh...yep

im going to go to walmart and use ther intercome and piss them off it will be fun because today im ungrounded and all is good

This is the Link

hello every one im home hehehehehe i have just recently found an anti walmart page and i love it. i have found tons of ways to anoy the hell out of the walmart people its good stuff bye and yeah okiedoghkey

hey, as of yesterday i'm REALLY legal to drive people!

not that that really changes anything at all...

This is going to be my general bitch post, I'm at peace, but yeat...I'm bitching...

my first point would have to be Watch out for the e.e. cummings floor, because its everywhere, when it happens pay attention because something important will happen

2.) hmm, don't be the devil, and do nothing you wouldn't tell everyone (meaning, be proud of what you do you spineless fucks)

3.) Jenna- Good job helping old people, next time, remember to add the anthrax BEFORE you give it to the old people

4.) Dammit Zac, Dammit...Dammit...Dammit....

5.) When you love the changes you've made in somebody, then you're just loving yourself...and thats wrong...don't do it

6.) When your coffee has a strong aftertaste of Onions, its time to find a new blend

7.) Find one person to anchor yourself to in times of need, and after those times, give that person a hug goddammit


I'm out, and yeah, if I get any shit for this, I'm going to blow up your house, and eat your uterus (with Ketchup) now back to the g-hetto my G'z!

*orgasm*

achoo

bless me?

AND i volunteered today!

know what makes me happy?
well, actually a couple things, but i discovered today that helping old people knowing you'll get nothing in return is one of them.
mrs anderson. lips, chapped. asks her friend if she has any chapstick. no. lips, chapped and getting chappeder. me, feel bad. la la. work, work. stuff. yay, no more work for today, done! driving home. remember mrs anderson. lips, chapped. dig through change in car, drive to walmart, buy chapstick. drive back to work, deliver the goods. mrs anderson. lips, chap-sticked. jenna, happy.

YAY!!!!!!! ZAC AND JESSICA ARE GOING OUT!!!!!!
that makes me happy :)

Okay everyone...I just have to say this stuff, even if it's gonna sound trivial and all. After months of liking Jessica alot...my dream finally came true. Jessica asked me out...so yeah, were going out now. I have to be the happiest guy I've ever been, it's great. I know none of you probably care, but i'm real happy and I hope everything works out. Talk to you all later...
-Sac

Define irony...walking down freamont street(the place with all the lights on the roof. Well anyways im walking along and they have this tribute to america going and then i see it. A strip joint with its own tribute to america saying " God bless america," i mean come on that place is not "holy" or anything affililated with religion. Its like mixing a cat in a dog pound, but oh well.
later

to both jacks: no more posting for you (and yes, i'm aware this is your site bw...)

Read this thing that Robert A. Heinlein wrote in 1952. I think this still applies and kinda touches on the terrorism shit.
This I Believe

Instead of posting inanely about coffee, I'm going to extend an offer to someone you really care about. Yourself, if there's ever anything you want to tell me, just go ahead and do it...usually I have some good advice, so yeah....no that that's taken care of,

on to *looks around* coffee? (mwhahahaha)

due to the sheer pointlessness of this post, you too can rage at me!

Yellow Duct Tape of Glee
By Alex Jones


There I was, creating a Hell with yellow duct tape of glee! Over my winter
break I, the Atheist God, was pressured, by a god not worth mentioning, into
raising an eternal prison for people who don’t follow my dogma and I. This
Hell was to be the best Hell, and all whom sin shall now go there!
Wondering the freezing wasteland that is my room I found all the supplies I
needed. Most importantly, I found the yellow duct tape of glee.

This yellow duct tape of glee was all yellow, except the sticky side. The
yellow duct tape of glee was so sticky and yellow it brought me much joy.
In a place as depressing as Hell, and as cold as my room, you need much joy.
My Hell found the metaphorical glue that shall bind it. Those who see my
Hell shall receive much joy, and those who are in it will never again see
the yellow duct tape of glee!

There, I had it, a foundation of which I could start my Hell. I would show
that god not worth mentioning! My Hell, being the best, would be home to
the perfect punishments to those immoral sinners. With this Hell that god
not worth mentioning would have to give me an “A”, so to speak.
Enclosed within the first section of my Hell were to be the neutralists and
do-nothings. For their punishments I took a room of white and painted, with
the blood of those souls, a picture to commemorate them. Winds shall
forever wear and weather at these pictures. As for the souls themselves,
nothing. They are reduced to nothing. The only thing that remains of these
souls who refused to side, or just did nothing period, is nothing more than
a bloodied picture wearing and weathering away to nothing. Finally, in the
center of this section there lies a bloodied hole. This bloody hole leads
to the second section of my Hell.

For this section of Hell, my second, I chose to have the sinners worthy of
treachery of kith and kin to be eternally punished by snakes. Snakes are
creatures of treachery so I figure treachery of kith and kin would be a good
place to put these semi-demonic creatures. Also, I don’t like snakes so
they can all just go the Hell. Those snakes forever bite and ravage the
souls who enter. Each soul punished according to their sin, all, however,
must wallow in the mud. Some being chased, some being bitten and ripped
apart, all must slip and slide in this, my second section of Hell!

This brings me to my third and last section of Hell. Enclosed are those
who committed the very worst of all sins and crimes. They are the ones who
should sail time its very self! They are the time travelers. There is no
entrance to this section, nor is there an exit. For the very second someone
crosses that barrier of time-space, they are thrust into this place of
perpetual pain. Their punishment is to see the very life they left, the
good, the bad, and all the stuff in-between. They know that that life they
tried to leave will never again be there’s. They watch what they had done
and cry tears of red, red blood. So I finished this section and realized
that something was missing! I still had more to do before I could yet
consider my Hell complete.

That missing thing so happened to be a gate. Yes, I forgot my gate of
Hell! OK! I’ve been the Atheist God for less than a year I am entitled to
a few mistakes! So, quickly I fixed this dilemma. Using the yellow duct
tape of glee I bound a gate on top of my first section of Hell!

So, in the end I created my Hell that the god not worth mentioning
pressured me into creating. It is a great Hell; it is a grand Hell. Hell
it is my Hell! Such a luxurious Hell! Such an elite Hell! What more could
I have wanted? It is a Hell with yellow duct tape of glee!

Hey Ann, isn't it E. E. Cummings? *evil luaghter* yeah, we're studying him in class, good, good stuff. the paper we have to write about (him is going); to be good

i think im going to write it in his style (but something tells me that its been done)

this may or may not matter to you...in fact i dont know what this says to me, it just seemed good at the time...and oh yes, i was gonna rage, but i lost my motivation...but im sure ill gain it back soon...

when the man spoke, the people listened
and they followed him to his death.
I was the closest to him
And this I must confess

That I never felt I had the chance to say
All the things that were in this heart of
Mine. They say you learn from your big mistakes
And I think it's just about time that I...

Say it to you, Say it to me
Say it to all of us
In perfect clarity (to all our families)

I'm sick of people talking' out of their ass
About the way things are today.
They bitch and moan ever time you see
Them in their own peculiar ways.

They're lunchin', they're munchin', and then
They start punchin'...'Cause they just can't get it straight.
What's the use in beating around the bush
Unless you're getting a little.

Say it to you, Say it to me
Say it to all of us
In perfect clarity (to all our families)

I'm sick of living this life in vain
Black or white, love or spite
Just give me the facts on what you're feeling
I try to be patient but you're killing me...

Say it to you, Say it to me
Say it to all of us
In perfect clarity (to all our families)

that was it people...

hey all well im in las vegas, so i decided to say something about here it is hot and fun. earlier i went rock climbing and in a second im hitting the roller coasters. So have fun in coos bay and ill see ya soon
latz

yes, i'm back from copenhagen. notes to the locusts:
-jenna is lowercased because she idolizes e.e. cummings
-'busts out'< is an "ann-ism"
-coos bay blows, as if you didn't already know...

Hmm... I have a strange desire to write bazaar beatnic poetry... *dons beret and busts out some bongos*

I walk through the rain every day of my life, but I do not get wet, the wet gets me.
I see and I be and I live and I die, a little bit more every day, if I got the cash.
We never have the time to live in a world where we can only exist, bummer.
I am tapping into the eternal spectrum, the never ending circle of was is and now.
I take an active roll in human sacrafice every day because im still around, aren't I?
I can honestly say I wish I were high, because if I were high then I might get by.
As you can see I can't rhyme, but I make up for it with words as old as time, I am the encyclopedia-samia
So come yee little sheep and put your trust in me, I'll lead you on forever, singing hi diddle dum, high diddle dee
A scoop scoop Shiddidaloo wang pang bang a zipitada zapitda wiggly wiggly woo, shitty rhyme from me, shitty rhyme to you.

whaaaaaa?
3:30 in the morning and nobody's on???

...odd...

More of the beloved PANCAKE BUNNY ! ! !
THE ORIGINAL!
Cheese?
For all the people hurt on September Eleventh

Sam: The "Hitler thing" was a joke between me and jack. And i never said i thought you were going to be like hitler, i just think there is lots to learn from one of the most evil men to have ever lived. Jenna's name isn't capitalized because it isn't capitalized when she posts (she set it up like that, i just kept it up) And, yes, midgets!

Ahem: AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hmm...
1. BW, hitler thing, ahem: eat my ass towel-head
2. Sickopath. *crys himself to sleep* you realize people like him are why idealism and revolution is dead? People associate him with revoltutionarys.. the horrroorrrrrrrrrrrr
3. For some reason... Jenna's name isn't capitalized in the E-mail thingy. I could psyco-analyze the crap out of this, but, I know its just a typo.


Yeah, im gonna be like Hitler, except im going to send all big breasted blond chicks that wont go down on me to concentration camps. Lesbian concentration camps. There, we will make many movies, and men shall rule the earth. Oh, and midgets. Many, many, midget slaves.

This man also has "interesting things to say" (in my opinion)

Mein Kampf By Adolf Hitler

And, I have to agree with sickopath guy when it comes to just cappin the sucka's. If other countrys have shit to say about it, they can get capped too! *GAT GAT*

An Open Letter to the People of the United States, Regarding the Terrorist Attacks of September 11th, 2001


Dear America,

I just wanted to drop you a note and tell you how much I've enjoyed watching you burn, suffer, and cry. Boy did you make a fuss! Such lugubrious whimpering can only be the byproduct of an extremely soft, ignorant collective of people. You're such a spoiled child; so cut off from the rest of the world that you haven't so much as suffered the discomfort of a stubbed toe in over 25 years. If ignorance is bliss, you've been in total fucking euphoria for an entire generation. Let me be the first to welcome you back to reality. That pain you're feeling now is what it feels like to be kicked in the face by it. Stings like hell, doesn't it? Don't worry, the swelling will go down, but you're going to be flinching at just about everything you see for a long, long time. As if you didn't already look stupid enough.

So now you know. The world is a fucking nasty place, and people hate you. You can't really act like you didn't know this already. If you can look in the mirror and honestly believe that nobody in the entire world hates you, I'd really like to know where you buy your drugs. And can I get a bulk discount? All your smug moral superiority, religious self assurance, and global saber rattling couldn't save you from this hate, and in all probability helped to escalate it's spread. You ignored a few bombed embassies and marine barracks. The WTC truck bomb in the early 90's didn't hold your interest. The USS Cole bombing was dismissed. It's taken two destroyed skyscrapers and a section of the pentagon to get your heads out of your asses. Just remember that you still have to wipe the shit from your eyes.

You have every right to be angry, and you damn well should be. If these attacks continue, your stupid fucking economy is only gonna continue it's downward spiral. And if you can't get your money to work for you, you might actually have to get off your fat, bloated ass and work for your money. We certainly can't have that now, can we? But you have absolutely no right to display this hollow demeanor of righteous indignation that is so in fashion these days. Just because you were squeezed out of some bitch's slimy fuck hole within an area of land that is currently designated as "The United States", doesn't automatically make you some untouchable superman to whom the laws of nature do not apply. Waking up is hard to do, but you can't sleep forever, no matter how many Valiums you eat.

Your assertion that this was a cowardly attack is total fantasy. I highly doubt that any of you who used that word to describe the assault would have the balls to pull off the same thing. It was a bold, well planned, highly successful strike. Granted, it wasn't a very strategic move, as the backlash generated will likely be the death of the cause that spawned it. But in and of itself, the attack was nothing short of brilliant. All the negative adjectives in the world won't bring a single fried corpse back to life. They won't recover a single lost dollar. They won't do anything to help soothe the wounded psyche of an entire nation. And they won't make your country safer. While you're strutting around in a red, white, & blue state of patriotic pabulum, these "cowards" are already working on new plans to kill you- no matter how large a thesaurus you hide behind.

I have to give kudos to your news media, the coverage was fantastic! There were more camera angles of the crash than if Bruckheimer himself had shot the footage! I can see it now: Bruce Willis dressed as fireman, running out of the burning tower with a Chinese baby in his right arm and a Mexican baby in his left. He hands them off to a female paramedic, then turns to his black wife and kisses her on the mouth. As the music swells, and you expect the credits to roll, Osama bin Laden jumps out of the crowd with an AK-47, only to be hit in the chest with Bruce's fire ax. Bruce turns to the camera and says, "Not in my town, pal!". I also gotta give credit to the terrorists for giving the media time to get the cameras set up before hitting the second building. Thanks guys, good planning!

Many of you have told me that I shouldn't be enjoying this. You've got to be kidding me. I can't believe you really expect me to get upset over a few thousand dead yuppies. All politics aside, this was some really exciting and entertaining shit. I was positively giddy watching your fat suit and tie ass desperately trying to escape that big dust cloud, only to be engulfed by it in the same manner that you engulfed your 2 and half hour "business" lunch. I hope all the asbestos you inhaled tasted as good as the abalone sperm you slurped down at Nobu. Enjoy your cancer, I know I will.

The Red Cross won't be getting any of my blood. Hell, I wouldn't give them the crust off of my cum rag. I certainly won't be donating money to any of the relief funds. Like I really want my hard earned cash going to help support some Manhattan widow's shopping habits. It's called a job you fucking yenta cunt, enjoy getting one. I hear there's plenty of positions available over at the fire department.

Speaking of the fire department, would you please just stop speaking of the fire department! If I hear one more bullshit statement about how these guys are heroes, I'm gonna throw up. Any retard can run into a burning building and die. I'm not impressed. Those firemen were just a bunch of adrenaline junkies who's sense of duty outweighed their sense of self. Screwed up priorities like that are to be pitied, not praised. Trying to save the lives of worthless preppy assholes is not an activity I place value on. Dying to save the lives of worthless preppy assholes is about the stupidest thing I can imagine. I've started keeping cat turds in my car, and the next one of you cock suckers who shoves a boot in my window while I'm at a red light is gonna wind up with some footwear full of feline feces. My hero.

So where do we go from here? More useless moral whimpering? Your god tells you that you're an angel, their god tells them that you're the devil. Your god tells you to bomb abortion clinics, their god tells them to bomb embassies. Your god tells you to burn Slayer CD's, their god tells them to burn you. Your god tells you that the meek shall inherit the earth, their god tells them that the road to heaven is paved with your corpse. Theists of a more diplomatic nature would be quick to point out that rational followers of either of the aforementioned gods would not condone the bombing of anything. However, since theology has nothing to do with rationality, I can't imagine who they're referring to with that statement.

Forget about God for a minute. Don't worry about being morally superior. Put your indignation on the back burner, and stop waving that fucking flag. You have an enemy that wants to kill you. You had better damn well kill it first. Don't bombard it with propaganda, use fucking high explosives. Stop cutting your military budgets. Gather intelligence. Lift the ban on political assassination. Don't just rattle your saber, unsheathe the fucking thing and start hacking away! Instead of just saying how great the United States is, start showing it. If the rest of the world has a problem with it, kill them too. Kill everyone!!! Take their land. Take their oil. Take their lives. Neutron bomb the fucking entire middle east, and replace them with american citizens. You can't make an omelet without killing a few million people. Don't worry about mixing in innocent civilians with the terrorists. The entire purpose of having a country is to improve the lives of the people who live inside the country. We can no longer afford to be concerned with the lives of those outside the country. If you're really serious about maintaining a country, put your bullets where your mouth is.

Or, you can continue to clean up the rubble from future attacks. Either way, I get to enjoy watching things blow up and people dying. So do whatever you like, I guess I really don't give a fuck one way or the other.


Your fellow American citizen,

SICKOPATH




Hey everyone, yeah...I know this is quite posibly the evillest shit the blog has ever seen...but hey, life is good! This man has interesting things to say, and most of them ring true. But that's just me, yeah life is good, and hopefully someone finds this interesting

Hey, this is my first post, hopefully none of you hate bdub for letting me. For those of you that don't know, I was home sick today, thats why I wasn't at school. Well, I have nothing to say as of now, so I'll talk to you all later....
-Sac

Well dude this will be my last post for a couple of days, but ill try and post sometime at the place where ill be.
latz

Nice Tribute

Yeah.. I hate the whole the American Anti-Terrorism thing, but this, this is cool.

(sigh* dammit monsta, I wake up, and the sun has just risen..its a beautiful day...then...I realize its Sunday WAIT ITS MONDAY FUCK! I sprint out of bed get dressed, find its 8:30, eat food, now I'm trying to figure out how to get to school...see you soon everybody

Im all about Bros before Hoes, buy friends before girls? What the hell kind of relationship do you have with your girlfriend if she isn't your friend??? jeebus! Who i hang out with, and who my friends are aren't dictated by sex, you say your not sexist BW, jeez...

Ok.. Moving on, anyone limp bizkit fans out there? http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/so/20011013/en/limp_bizkit_and_wes_borland_part_ways_1.html There, no reason to listen to them anymore.

For all of us who want to use technicalitys:

Bros before Hoes means- Friends before girls, ALWAS!

Sorry to say i have one more thing to say that fits kind of what the country is going through:

As the country nears its formidable end, our global experience of universal proportions, predicted by many greats, will arrive at our solar system, to our system of a down. Authoritarian oppression, family abuse, depression caused by conformity and economic devastation will be neutralized by technological terrorism in times of complete chaos. Control will never again be gained for toleration will become extinct. A husband quarreling with his wife will not think twice or regret his spent bullet. Hungary children will not spare the grocer. Remorse in all forms will be removed from human thoughts and actions. Freedom will only be available through revolution or death. This system of a down is unavoidable, as life on this planet becomes unnecessary. The hand has five fingers, capable and powerful, with the ability to destroy as well as create. We have the power to stop and reverse the tides time by making our awareness of abuse known to the powers of industry and their uncouth political arms. Only by raising this awareness and promoting personal peace within today's self-defeatist society, can we allow the planet a chance to avoid self-destruction! OPEN YOUR EYES, OPEN YOUR MOUTHS, CLOSE YOUR HANDS AND MAKE A FIST.
-system of a down

Well now im leaving for the day later.