Hey guys...proof that I have no life. Recently I've been writing lots of haikus, first about hicks, and now about masturbation. Heres some about hicks...

Imbreeding passions,
We all smell like sour milk,
I'm proudly white trash

My sexy mullet,
Redneck of the trailerpark,
Chewing terbacca

Billy Ray Cyrus,
Playing always in our truck,
Get me some more beer

Thats all...but heres some about masturbation...

I'm pulling the pud,
Nights are always fun,
I need new pornos

Fun malnutrition,
Throbbs like a sledgehammer,
It's my submission

Feels lots like chicken,
But I can not go pee pee,
Bed sheets with semen

It's always much fun,
And sometimes girls do it too,
Not as much as me

Porno is my life,
Sometimes it's not very good,
But I still jack off

Thats all, hope you all liked them :)