Mmm... this site makes me all hot'n'bothered .

Fuck stains.

Jack, you dont ever leave your house you lying little limey. If you were any more pale youd be clear. As it stands you're so damn skinny and unfit that I can see the outlines of your organs when you take off your shirt.

Anyway, where was I. Oh yeah This site may be a little dirty for some of you *coughprudmormonscough* but it'll be ok for the rest.

Bastards.

Domino's is going to charge for delivery?! Its only a buck, but its the final and last sign....

And about me not posting daily.... I LEAVE ME HOUSE... thank you...