'ello to all. It tis christmas. Damn those little kids. My fucking sister woke me up at 7 o'clock in the morning to open presents, and i was like "no, need, sleep.." yeah, but oh well. I got some coool shtuff. I got a mp3 player, a pimp external cd burner, a subscription to guitar world, and a glow in the dark toilet seat. But i like my other one better cuz its all nice and fluffy and it never freezes your ass off when you sit down on it

It's almost Christmas time! Yay! My favorite holiday of the year!! since i'm lazy.. forgive me for not using capital letters or mabye even punctuation. yeah cause eh.. me is lazy and bethany's keyboard sucks alotttt.. anyways..
i'm going to go to gestapo hell until like.. the twenty-eighthi'm pretty sure most of you couldn't give a damn but HAH! i'm gonna tell you anyways.. woiah.. during like.. the biblical times when they had superb famines.. they'd eat their kids!! weird... sooo strange.. r-r-r-r-ricoooo sssssuaveee lol okay i'm a big stupid dorkus.
dude..if i was alive when frank sinatra was young and stuff.. i'd like.. have mad monkey luv with that man.
.. speaking of mad monkey luv.. my hamster had babies!!.. she's got 5 (er.. i didnt count.. estimation man!!) tiny, pink, bald, squirming rodents whose eyes have not yet opened. aah.. the wonderful miracle of birth that i will never, EVER experience.. ..EVER.. ow ow ow ow and ow! could you imagine? this big head abount 10 or 14 inches in diameter coming out of a 10 cm hole? and you have to push it out! this sounds kinda disgusting.. i just wonder if guys have ever taken a moment to even fathom what birth must be like for a woman.. or.. some female mammal of any kind.. all the guys have to do is.. enjoy really. damn you! i guess chicks get guys back by making them watch.. that's what i'd do.. I'd make the guy videotape the freakin kid coming OUT! I dont think i'd ever watch it.. but.. it would be fun to watch the guy squirm while she's in massive pain. ..
yeah anyways.. I got OPERATION!!!!! i love this game,... but i dont think kids on medication should play it.. we're all so damn shakey its almost impossible not get any of the little plastic things out without this massive, startling, violent buzz that basically gives you an axiety attack.. its great.. yeah so.. i'm \bored opf sitting around .. i wanna go somewhere but..its not happening lol .. i guess when i get to part orford.. i can visit my friends hopefully every freakin day.. cause.. well i cant stay around my family like that. i'll kill myself. I already want to.. but I won't .. ;unless i hear the relentless bitching from wonderful teenage anthem jessica and the old lady hitle-- er helga! ha.. em sorry.. yeah they hate me.. i know they do.. if they dont hate me.. i guess they're just really angry people.. or... thats right.. they SUCK .. they'll beat me into a doormat.
this is cool though.. since i've gotten back from the hospital.. AGAIN I kinda realize that i have pseudo-friends and at least two people that care about me. yeah .. not in my family.. my family has to 'care about me'..
oh.. sigh.. i want one of those mini fetus guys ann! i'll like.. pay you a.. yen! that's all ive got.. :(
okay so someone should like... reply to this crap or whatever..
Merry Christmas! remember kids.. Christmas is all about materialism (ha.. ha... hmm)