Jack, you dont ever leave your house you lying little limey. If you were any more pale youd be clear. As it stands you're so damn skinny and unfit that I can see the outlines of your organs when you take off your shirt.

Anyway, where was I. Oh yeah This site may be a little dirty for some of you *coughprudmormonscough* but it'll be ok for the rest.

Bastards.