this post is to every member of this particular blog with a penis. your 'group', this collection of people you call your friends hence forth is going to be aptly named "THE LOCUSTS". you descend upon random people (girls or guys, but mostly girls) who take the time to get to know you (the collective or singular you), to care and you fuck them over with selfish delusions. in spite of all this you are all still my friends and i am most happy to know you and my life is better for it *said without a trace of sarcasm because it's true*. just realize what you've done and will continue to do. thank you