*crys out before the sleep gestapo drags him away* I'm sorry, I can explain I can explain!

You see, I take a while to wake up, and it would take just as long if I woke up at 6 or 5:20. So I just do that, and shamble around "worship" my god, have a nice cup of coffee, listen to my music, and chill.

*is dragged off for unspeakable punishments...like...forced fed squirrel feces until you explode*