k, get ready for the best poem/song EVER....(*note: still searching for an appropriate title...ideas??)

I was just a normal bloke
I wrote The Bible as a joke.
You started up a stupid club,
Other people you did snub.
Killing people in my name,
Starting wars all in vain.
You have followed the wrong guy,
Never asking yourself why.
I had noble goals at first;
Gave you morals for which you thirst.
The righteousness of the church;
Their corruptness makes me lurch.
If I was really the creator,
I think i would have finished later.
Take ten days instead of seven;
If work was slow, I'd take eleven.
Just to be sure I got things right
Not leave things over which to fight.
If I was really the creator,
I wouldn't call myself a savior.
What kind of savior would allow
Us to gorge ourselves on cow?
What kind of savior would permit
All his subjects to feel like shit?

DISCLAIMER: this work is purely in jest and perhaps to make you think about something other than getting some booty/weed. if you feel the need to shoot me after you've read this, rememer, it's that stick up your ass that is causing you to have these urges. if you can't take a joke, then turn the gun around and kill yourself....

man it blows to not have a pc over christmas....but it sucks even more to have a crappy christmas/new years. and who is nicole? why do you want a mini fetus from me? identify yourself and maybe i'll make one when i get back (and wow, you're the only person who's willing to PAY for that crap. last time i had to give it away because they wouldn't give me a dime...)

'ello to all. It tis christmas. Damn those little kids. My fucking sister woke me up at 7 o'clock in the morning to open presents, and i was like "no, need, sleep.." yeah, but oh well. I got some coool shtuff. I got a mp3 player, a pimp external cd burner, a subscription to guitar world, and a glow in the dark toilet seat. But i like my other one better cuz its all nice and fluffy and it never freezes your ass off when you sit down on it

It's almost Christmas time! Yay! My favorite holiday of the year!! since i'm lazy.. forgive me for not using capital letters or mabye even punctuation. yeah cause eh.. me is lazy and bethany's keyboard sucks alotttt.. anyways..
i'm going to go to gestapo hell until like.. the twenty-eighthi'm pretty sure most of you couldn't give a damn but HAH! i'm gonna tell you anyways.. woiah.. during like.. the biblical times when they had superb famines.. they'd eat their kids!! weird... sooo strange.. r-r-r-r-ricoooo sssssuaveee lol okay i'm a big stupid dorkus.
dude..if i was alive when frank sinatra was young and stuff.. i'd like.. have mad monkey luv with that man.
.. speaking of mad monkey luv.. my hamster had babies!!.. she's got 5 (er.. i didnt count.. estimation man!!) tiny, pink, bald, squirming rodents whose eyes have not yet opened. aah.. the wonderful miracle of birth that i will never, EVER experience.. ..EVER.. ow ow ow ow and ow! could you imagine? this big head abount 10 or 14 inches in diameter coming out of a 10 cm hole? and you have to push it out! this sounds kinda disgusting.. i just wonder if guys have ever taken a moment to even fathom what birth must be like for a woman.. or.. some female mammal of any kind.. all the guys have to do is.. enjoy really. damn you! i guess chicks get guys back by making them watch.. that's what i'd do.. I'd make the guy videotape the freakin kid coming OUT! I dont think i'd ever watch it.. but.. it would be fun to watch the guy squirm while she's in massive pain. ..
yeah anyways.. I got OPERATION!!!!! i love this game,... but i dont think kids on medication should play it.. we're all so damn shakey its almost impossible not get any of the little plastic things out without this massive, startling, violent buzz that basically gives you an axiety attack.. its great.. yeah so.. i'm \bored opf sitting around .. i wanna go somewhere but..its not happening lol .. i guess when i get to part orford.. i can visit my friends hopefully every freakin day.. cause.. well i cant stay around my family like that. i'll kill myself. I already want to.. but I won't .. ;unless i hear the relentless bitching from wonderful teenage anthem jessica and the old lady hitle-- er helga! ha.. em sorry.. yeah they hate me.. i know they do.. if they dont hate me.. i guess they're just really angry people.. or... thats right.. they SUCK .. they'll beat me into a doormat.
this is cool though.. since i've gotten back from the hospital.. AGAIN I kinda realize that i have pseudo-friends and at least two people that care about me. yeah .. not in my family.. my family has to 'care about me'..
oh.. sigh.. i want one of those mini fetus guys ann! i'll like.. pay you a.. yen! that's all ive got.. :(
okay so someone should like... reply to this crap or whatever..
Merry Christmas! remember kids.. Christmas is all about materialism (ha.. ha... hmm)

This is from Nichole:

Hey wow, I didnt notice how petty you can be. Its nice how you can be friends for one moment until you get pissed off by something the other person says, isn't it? Actually, this happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME! Its like, 'Oh hey yeah,that guy is cool' and 5 minutes later 'Oh my god that person is such an asshole.. I can't believe what they did..' Yeah, even I am guilty of doing that, but its really time to stop. Hey, sam.. remember when you said you weren't gonna get mad at me for what I said about one of your crazyass friends? Yeah, then you got mad.. hey it's human nature.. you should realize that, though, before you say something like that. So how about lets all remove the sticks out of our asses and get on with life as it should be.

Hullo everybody and i hope you are having a good day. Today is my birthday and i am thrilled. A word to the wise beware shopping parents they don't desire company.


latz

Gather around everybody... Time for Uncle Jack's Reading time... *corny children's TV Show music* Today we are going to be reading Ringworld By Larry Niven.

Uncle Jack's Suggested Books:
- Ender's Game
- Ender's Shadow
- The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
- Footfall
- Ringworld
- The Ringworld Engineers
- The Man-Kzin Wars (four total)

To celebrate the quasi-rebirth of the blog, I give you the first non-stolen bazarro crap link i've found Cow Funney

To celebrate the quasi-rebirth of the blog, I give you the first non-stolen bazarro crap link i've found Cow Funney

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves...
-Sac

well.. today has been shit. I would like to know why people make plans two days ahead of time and then just fuck them over the day they're supposed to happen. I mean, we have common fucking sense right? Does it not apply in this case? The inability to count on anything is driving me insane. How does one look forward to something when he knows it isn't going to happen?
In my case, I am trying very hard to overcome this depression and I'm told constantly to look forward to things. It is supposed to make things easier. I really do not have much to look forward to at this point, so I'm starting with small things like, oh, I don't know, hanging out with friends. That's the problem. Everytime I make plans with someone, they never work out. Can someone tell me why? Is it because they're just trying to make me feel better at any given time? When the day arrives, there is no call, so I call them. Usually, the answer is, "Oh yeah, well I totally forgot about my homework." . That is understandable to an extent, but shouldn't the person THINK about what they have to do before planning other things? It's even better when you find out someone else is hanging out there. I mean, wow you just really feel appreciated then. There is no way you can just hang up the phone and not feel pissed off.
Just think about this, wouldn't it be nice to be able to count on someone who is supposed to be considered a friend?
Well mabye it might take you a few minutes, but don't think too hard kiddies. You might actually use some of that intelligence stuff you hear about all the time.

This is a cool ass song and video. Where's Your Head At is kinda creepy, but damn cool. Check it out.

You know, It's 5:53, im still fucking awake... I think god hates me. Hmm... zombie... fun.

If you care in less than 17 days i'll be 16 and some people wont for another 5 months hahahahahahahahah
*smiles and begins to laugh again like an evil maniac*

hrm, the danish word for cook is 'kok' (yes, it's pronounced that way...). i almost died when someone told me they worked as a kok....like a one-eyed chef

wheeeeeeeee....
this is fun.




Uhhhhhh... hmm... yeah.

*looks around and smells the overwhelming stench of stagnation..* we need a conversational topic for everyone

oh, yea, this is of little importance to all of you, but i changed my e-mail address. I still check all of mine, but this is my new preferred and i will change my MSN as soon as i can figure out what's fucked up with trillian.
My E-mail Addresses
- varkrath@subdimension.com (preferred)
- jack_bw@subdimension.com
- vakrath@operamail.com
- jack_bw@operamail.com (MSN e-mail)
- jozilla@operamail.com
- jackson_bw@halcyon.com

Wow, this demostraits that people on the net have NO LIVES!!! The "Poor Man;s Star Wars" is a totally ASCII version of the first starwars. Run Telnet and goto towel.blinkenlights.nl or type telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl/ into the address box of Internet Explorer. I didn't watch all of it, but from what i did watch, its is damn well done.

as most of you know. me and zacs band is having a concert this saturday...NORTH BEND COMMUNITY CENTER, 7PM - 11PM..3 $ AT THE DOOR..BE THERE OR BE A FAGGOT. this is gonna be awesome you guys, we might suck, but the 3 other bands wont...please come out and show your support..laterz