k, get ready for the best poem/song EVER....(*note: still searching for an appropriate title...ideas??)

I was just a normal bloke
I wrote The Bible as a joke.
You started up a stupid club,
Other people you did snub.
Killing people in my name,
Starting wars all in vain.
You have followed the wrong guy,
Never asking yourself why.
I had noble goals at first;
Gave you morals for which you thirst.
The righteousness of the church;
Their corruptness makes me lurch.
If I was really the creator,
I think i would have finished later.
Take ten days instead of seven;
If work was slow, I'd take eleven.
Just to be sure I got things right
Not leave things over which to fight.
If I was really the creator,
I wouldn't call myself a savior.
What kind of savior would allow
Us to gorge ourselves on cow?
What kind of savior would permit
All his subjects to feel like shit?

DISCLAIMER: this work is purely in jest and perhaps to make you think about something other than getting some booty/weed. if you feel the need to shoot me after you've read this, rememer, it's that stick up your ass that is causing you to have these urges. if you can't take a joke, then turn the gun around and kill yourself....